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If I wanted to be a jizznapper for Halloween, what would that costume look like?   

  • jerkofalltrades

    04.06.2012

    Your standard Sexy Hamburglar costume (eww), but with bandoliers of unrolled condoms that have had fake semen squirted into them and the ends tied. The Spermburglar should also wear a pair of good running shoes.

  • thebewilderness

    04.06.2012

    Long ago and far away, before there was , there were stories about how you could get pregnant from a toilet seat that a man dribbled on and oh my dear paws and whisker how we scrubbed the bathtub after it was used by a man to be certain sure we could not be accidentally impregnated from the manbath residue. We were 12.
    We were skeptical, sure, but we had no , and heaven forefend we ask a parental unit.
    And yet, here are what are purported to be adult males sitting at their computer, justifying punching a spermburgling woman, and it never occurs to them to up the life expectancy of a wayward sperm, which turns out to be mere minutes?
    Stunning!